Saturday, June 21, 2008

THINGS I LIKE TO DO...





I like to clean the HOUSE with MY BROOM and MY SHOVEL while listening to MOMMY'S ipod.


















I like to ride my CYCLES that my Auntie Holly and Great Grandpa gave me.













I like to swiffer in my big puffy diaper thong and mismatched SOCKS AND SNEAKERS










I like to put my WATER by MOMMY'S WATER. I also like to use coasters. If MOMMY puts my glass on a coaster, and then I decide to take my drink to another room, I also take the coaster with me to the other room.





I like to water PLANTS. A lot! I water PLANTS every single day. We've got a lot of plants. But I still think we need a few more.















I like to go to the beach and feed the seagulls and jump in the waves and dig in the sand.















Monday, June 16, 2008

Happy Father's Day!

I got my dad-dee! the bestest father's day gift in the whole world. Sure, I got him a pair of beautiful silver watch movement cuff links, but I also got him a card, and that card is the best toy I have right now. Besides my broom and dust pan. And Mommy's ipod.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

I Sorry


I SORRY, because I'm such a well mannered young man that if you run into me, or drop something, or break something, I'll say I SORRY and then I'll add your name to the end of that sentence. For instance, when Mommy almost knocked me over, I said, I SORRY MOMMY, and then Mommy said, No, I'm sorry baby, and then I said I SORRY BABY.
I'm like my talking Pete the parrot bird because yesterday a lady said, Hi Sweety, and then I said, HI SWEETY right back, and when Daddy called mommy honey, I called mommy honey, and when daddy called mommy heather, I called mommy heather, I said NO HEATHER BAF! Which meant get off the computer Mommy I want to take a bath. Speaking of baths, I like to swim with the ocean animals. I do this by putting this ocean animal book that makes a circle around the bath. I love the ocean animals so much that mommy and daddy took me to the aquarium. I had so much fun at the aquarium watching the sea otters, which I can say, because I say OTTERS and I love the FISHIES.
Today Mommy took me to the book store and I got a book about baby elephants because I love elephants, I even have an elephant puppet that mommy uses to get me to brush my teeth. Mommy uses this funny voice to talk for Mr Elephant and I use the funny voice back.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

The Doctor

Well, I had to go to the doctor today for my 2 year appointment, and guess what, I'm in the 50% now for height. Remember when I was a baby and measured in the 90%? Guess my dreams at becoming a hoop star may not work out after all. Though you should see how good I am at shooting baskets. I even do a little hop when I throw the ball. So anyway, the doctor gave me a shot and it made me cry. Then she covered it with a tweety bird band aid and I was all better. After she looked in my mouth she told mommy that it's time for me to go to the dentist. I'm not letting a dentist in my mouth! I mean I barely let Mommy brush my teeth. Then the doctor asked Mommy how many words I'm saying and mommy said that it's too many to count! Everyday I'm saying new words, like yesterday I said butterfly when I saw a butterfly and Mommy had no idea how I even knew that word. After mommy told the doctor some of the things I say, the doctor said I wasn't normal....that I'm advanced for my age when it comes to knowing words. If she thinks I'm advanced in the word department, she should see me playing basketball!

Sunday, June 8, 2008

FLOGGING MOLLY

Gettin jiggy with it...

I've recently developed a fondness for the Irish Jig. DADDY brought home a new CD by Flogging Mary and I can't stop dancing, or shall I say spinning, spinning so much I get really really really dizzy, which makes me stumble around like I've had one too many...sippy cups. Yeah, sippy cups. And I do this so often I'm starting to freak MOMMY out. Check back and hopefully MOMMY will get a video uploaded for your viewing pleasure.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Happy Doo Day To Me - And Holly!


Guess what...I'M TWO! Even though I got really sick the night before my birthday (103 temp) I woke up feeling pretty good. Then I got to feeling REAL good when I found myself in ToysRUs with MOMMY and NONI. That place has a lot of basketballs, so I was in heaven. I wouldn't even look at the other toys. All I could do was stand in front of the basketballs and say BASKETBALL! BASKETBALL over and over and over and over until MOMMY or NONI got me a BASKETBALL. And even then, I wouldn't look at the other toys. For my birthday I got a Basketball net, and I've been playing nonstop. I got lots of other presents, but I haven't opened them yet because...well....Daddy was out of town until today and after we picked him up from the airport we went straight to ChuckECheeze where I didn't eat much, but I played a lot. Can you guess which game I like most? BASKETBALL! After that I came home and went to the park with MOMMY. Then I took a BATH and then it was NIGHT NIGHT because I didn't get a proper nap. So when I wake up, MOMMY and DADDY and NONI and I are going to get HAMBURGERS! And then I'll sing HAPPY DOO DAY TO ME, again, and blow out the candles, again - as many times as MOMMY and DADDY will let me. Last night I got to do it at least 10 times. Then I'll open my presents. Oh, I did open one present - last month - my CYCLE from Aunt HOLLY and Uncle Don and Cousin LAYLA. Soon I'll be posting a picture of that. One more thing, DADDY bought me a TRICYCLE. I love it. But not as much as my BASKETBALL.... Look at my YUMMY CUPCAKES! NONI made them for me. She's a good cupcake maker. I did the SPRINKLES



Here I am doing the SPRINKLES. SPRINKLING is fun! And I'm a good SPRINKLER.




Here I am helping NONI who just took the CUPCAKES out of the oven.


























Friday, May 30, 2008

Happy Doody, Holly!




Happy Doody, Aunt Holly. I'm writing you a song. I've been practicing the song on my little guitar. I like to play my guitar while wearing Daddy's motorcyle helmut. Naked. So make sure to check back tomorrow for your Happy Doody song on video.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Safari Man



That's me under the hat. In case you didn't know. And that's also my favorite hat. And my favorite ball. Hats and balls and brooms and water buckets, those are my favorite things in the whole world.


Last night MOMMY and DADDY took me to Home Depot and I went on a broom search, and would you know I found broom heaven! That place is amazing! I didn't want to leave. I cried when I had to because of something about going to bed. Bed, who needs bed when there are BROOMS?


Something else you should know about me is I'm a very polite guy. I say THANK YOU and YOU'RE WELCOME all the time. In fact, if I hand you something, I'll say THANK YOU YOU'RE WELCOME at the same time. I'm still working on please. For some reason I'm not big on the word please. Not yet.


Today was MUSIC CLASS day. It was MONKEY and HIPPO day, so we sang all about MONKEY'S and HIPPOS. I've gotten really good in class. I learned how to share and how to take turns and how to make a beat on the drum. After MUSIC CLASS we went home and MOMMY filled my baby pool with WATER so I could use my BUCKET and pour the WATER out. Then after I poured most of the WATER out I blowed BUBBLES! I'm a really good BUBBLE blower. What can I say, life is good.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Risky Business


Check out my new shades. You better look quick because it won't be long before I fling them on the floor. I'd rather put the glasses on MOMMY than wear the glasses myself.




Today I went to music class and danced and danced and danced, even when I wasn't supposed to be dancing. My favorite dance move is the walk around in the circle move. Sometimes I do the hop around in the circle, and sometimes I just do really big steps in a circle, and every once in awhile you may catch me rocking side to side. Last night I saw a band playing and I danced on the dance floor for twenty minutes straight. Man did I get sweaty. And I had a realy great time UNTIL this skinny girl in a too short dress tried to dance all sexy with me. When she did that I ran away and hid my face in MOMMY's legs. The girl got upset that I got upset but I only got upset because she stole my dance space. I need a lot of space for the circles. Plus, the only girl I want dancing with me is Mommy.
Did I tell you I can count to 13 now? And when I go for walks I point out every single house on the block and say Home. My favorite truck/car color is blue. So when I see one I say ATS A BLUE TRUCK.