
Look, I'm a paperdoll!
COSMO (käz′mō, mə): world, universe, order
Mommy couldn't wait to take me to Benihana to see the guys who cook the food with sword knives. I liked the way they wore their knives on a belt inside a holster. I turned my chopsticks into a sword and kept it in the paper and put it in my pocket and then pulled them out real fast whenever I thought a bad guy was around. Mommy MADE me take a bite of all my food but all I really liked was the white rice. I ate it all up.


This is my best friend Avery with her sister Paige. Avery likes to play princesses so whenever I'm at Target I make mommy buy girl toys so I can lure her over to my house and play. Once I get her inside I teach her how do do cool things like fight with swords so she can take down the bad guys. Paige doesn't need help fighting. She likes to pull my hair, steal my toys and scream NO!